i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now
don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste
it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days
15 days have come and gone
and i am still asian
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
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[job interviewer voice] we found naked pictures of you during a quick google search for your name and we wish to inform you…… that your bod is slammin’ 10/10 you’re hired see you monday
GET YOUR GAME IN THE HEAD
It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes
Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could of handled the situation better
Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs
yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha
"gay ppl cant have kids"
- trans people exist (aka there are gay couples who can reproduce via intercourse)
- sperm donors
- further advances in stem cell research are making it possible to turn bone marrow into a sperm substitute, among other things
- dont talk to me dont talk to yourself dont talk ever again
Did you just call trans people gay